"Living alone might disturb you
mentally and you may become a Psychopath, so try to spend some quality time
with people"
Prof. Dr. KMG
Quite often, I am asked that why do I
present my opinion to the world via blogs and what's the purpose of writing it?
Well the answer is simple that I am here
to educate and civilize people. I believe in the theory of Sherlock Holmes:
"I am a highly functional Socio-path.”
Let’s get to the point; everyone's life is
full of epic adventures & expeditions. In my case I am lucky to find a set
of individuals with strange characteristics/ activities easily. A dashing
personality doesn't mean presence of a smart mind. Playing with cats & rats, beating them &
telling epic stories of victory to friends can be quite amusing. Meeting with
an opposite gender at 5
am in the morning (in the name of studies), always in a bad mood, answering a query in
strict tone, coming to uni at 8 am in the morning for someone, etc. Normal human
beings call such a person "Psychopath".
Btw he was proud to have his "right hand" as his best friend (he was
also found kissing it).
Reading Dan
Brown & Sidney Sheldon novels doesn't mean that a person is
mentally sound. Leaving a white collar job & opting for a semi-blue collar job ( in the name of friendship) is the
only example found in the human
history till date. Even
in the stone age, people tried to hunt lions instead of dogs.
This psychopath was found near a famous
shrine (Golra Sharif) in the days of exams. He was
lucky to have a friend who was forever
alone. Actually his deeds let him to be Forever Alone although he had a
sharp edgy tongue.
An incident took place at a renowned BPO last winter. It was 2:30
am in the morning; tummies of individuals were full due
to immense intake of free tea. Psychopath & Dr. KMG were outside
a washroom, waiting for their turn when psychopath told KMG that he's good in a trick. KMG smiled & asked
him to perform the trick. Suddenly Psychopath forcefully pushed his left foot
on the floor & said watch my mouth, it will shake. Dr. KMG after watching
this shit, delivered historic words: " FML, Ohhh Dude...How you did it,
Awesome"
Psychopath was a fan of Shakira and
Beyonce- Beautiful liar. In the final semester he was smoking at Uni. Print
shop and a teacher caught him red handed. He inquired about his department and
Psychopath lied straight away that he is from CS. The teacher asked him to go
to Director’s office with him. Psychopath started walking and when they reached
first floor of Uni building, he jumped and fell into the garden (MI:3 Tom
Cruise style). He then ran like hell and went into the parking lot. He was
tense & puzzled thus he called Zakar bhai to get him out of this scenario. For the next 3 months, psychopath
adopted different get ups to avoid surveillance of the teacher whom he cheated
/conned. His friends however threatened and frightened him that
every teacher in the Uni. is looking for you. The facial expressions of
Psychopath cannot be explained in words. Psychopath also tried to insult Dr.
KMG,
Deep down KMG was amazed by the mental caliber of
Psychopath & was shocked to see existence of such a creature on planet
earth. Every day he comes up with a new stunt. It is predicted that his
future wife is also just like him, working somewhere in Islamabad (you guys
know where).
FYI Shrek was also able to convert a queen into ogre.
